Quink-Faced Schoolboy
What Would You Keep in your Marsupial Pouch?
Rhubarb Triangle
Knowing Your Own Dad's Smell
An Alligator Named Daisy
Exiting Stourbridge Multi-storey Car Park
Stevie Nicks Cartman
Chicken Plucker
The Football Eagle Has Landed
If it's up there...
Brian Clough's Dangerous Remedy For Eczema
Lembit Opik Catfish
The Great HMS Victory Robbery
Catching a Dick
Sir William Strawberry
Gurt Lush
Morpheus in the Underworld
Kevin Bacon's Cock Sock
Basil Brush Phobia
Not Harry Redknapp
Alex Jones (Not That One)'s Simon Cowell
War With Babies
Baggy Trousers
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